"EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIES!!!"
Apr. 15th, 2008 05:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mydarlingPlease pardon my anger-induced incoherency.
SWEET JESUS. I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS ANGRY AT A TELEVISION SHOW SINCE THE CHINESE CAME AND KILLED MILO.
Yeah, I was probably the only one who thought that Sara was "The One". I HAD A $30 T-SHIRT MADE, AND NOW IT WILL GO TO WASTE. I was all "OMGYAY HE'S MORTAL NOW AND FOUND HIS SOULMATE AND THE SHOW IS OVER AND I CAN GO ON HAPPILY LIVING MY LIFE" until the end. WHY, JOHN AMSTERDAM, WHY?
You know that she's The One - the only reason he's technically still immortal is that their souls aren't wed, whatever that means. Yes, they had sex (several times, in fact) and he told her he was 400 years old, but that's only half of the secret. He didn't tell her ANYTHING about the fact that once he finds his soulmate, and their souls are wed, he's mortal.
THE WRITERS JUST SET IT UP THAT WAY SO THAT HE GOES OFF AND THINKS HE'S FOUND THE ONE (AGAIN) AND THEN HE'S STILL MORTAL AND REALIZES THAT SARA WAS THE ONE AND HE WAS AN IDIOT FOR LEAVING HER BEHIND. And they get married and live happily ever after and I'm all "OMGYAY!"
(Well, one can only hope. FOX BETTER GIVE THIS SHOW A SECOND SEASON OR I'M GONNA BE PISSED.)
I have come to the conclusion that it is totally the new 24 - John is Jack Bauer (obviously), and Sara is Audrey (she can be an idiot sometimes, but you HAVE to love her.)
In short: the fangirls win, Fox is a stupid network, 24 = New Amsterdam, and I wasted $30 on a pointless t-shirt. (I can just imagine exchange: "Who's Sara Dillane?" "Oh, no one important.")
Want to do this meme to make me feel better?
SWEET JESUS. I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS ANGRY AT A TELEVISION SHOW SINCE THE CHINESE CAME AND KILLED MILO.
Yeah, I was probably the only one who thought that Sara was "The One". I HAD A $30 T-SHIRT MADE, AND NOW IT WILL GO TO WASTE. I was all "OMGYAY HE'S MORTAL NOW AND FOUND HIS SOULMATE AND THE SHOW IS OVER AND I CAN GO ON HAPPILY LIVING MY LIFE" until the end. WHY, JOHN AMSTERDAM, WHY?
You know that she's The One - the only reason he's technically still immortal is that their souls aren't wed, whatever that means. Yes, they had sex (several times, in fact) and he told her he was 400 years old, but that's only half of the secret. He didn't tell her ANYTHING about the fact that once he finds his soulmate, and their souls are wed, he's mortal.
THE WRITERS JUST SET IT UP THAT WAY SO THAT HE GOES OFF AND THINKS HE'S FOUND THE ONE (AGAIN) AND THEN HE'S STILL MORTAL AND REALIZES THAT SARA WAS THE ONE AND HE WAS AN IDIOT FOR LEAVING HER BEHIND. And they get married and live happily ever after and I'm all "OMGYAY!"
(Well, one can only hope. FOX BETTER GIVE THIS SHOW A SECOND SEASON OR I'M GONNA BE PISSED.)
I have come to the conclusion that it is totally the new 24 - John is Jack Bauer (obviously), and Sara is Audrey (she can be an idiot sometimes, but you HAVE to love her.)
In short: the fangirls win, Fox is a stupid network, 24 = New Amsterdam, and I wasted $30 on a pointless t-shirt. (I can just imagine exchange: "Who's Sara Dillane?" "Oh, no one important.")
Want to do this meme to make me feel better?