this is how i am repaid

WORST. DAY OF COLLEGE. EVER. Here's a brief rundown as to why:

- There's snow on the ground and it's April, I wanted a snow day but didn't get one

- Was assigned a research proposal and annotated bibliography for a Film paper due next Monday, and yet I have no idea what my topic will be (ideas would be greatly appreciated)

- Didn't have time to do my essay for my Anthro exam, will lose 15 points as a result

- Pretty sure I nearly failed aforementioned Anthro exam, since I barely studied (thankfully I got to complete it with four other classmates, but still)

- Didn't do a rough draft of my English paper since it was never mentioned that it was due today. The professor just assumes that we know these things, but a reminder sometime during the previous class, not at the end when half the class is already gone, would've been helpful

- The final copy of my English paper is due the same day as my Film proposal and biblography; haven't even started the paper (though I have an idea of what I'll write)

- I'm pretty sure my American History essays are due tomorrow, but I don't know for sure because I left the rubric at home

- I haven't started my American History term paper yet (not even research), I've had the assignment since the end of February and it's due next Thursday

- My career project for Human Relations class is also due that day; haven't even looked at it since it was assigned

- And I don't know if I'll be able to complete all these things without a) skipping at least a few classes, b) taking a severe hit to my grades, and c) suffering a complete mental breakdown

DEAR END OF APRIL, WHY CAN'T YOU COME SOONER?