i am sick. i need dr. house.

You might be sick if:

- Your nose is stuffy
- Your nose is runny
- Your throat is sore
- You have a bad, bad cough
- You're hot on the outside, but cold on the inside
- Your eyes are itchy and watery
- You can't eat anything for fear that it might come back up
- Your stomach hurts
- You're really, really sleepy
- It hurts to talk

Guess what? I HAVE THEM ALL. So naturally, I feel like crap.